Nepali Jokes for ever

By: Blogger of Nepal on 11:15 PM

Bf texting to his Gf...
Heybaby..what's
up.?.

Gf :- Nothing much
just washing my
B++BS.

Bf :- What.!.

Gf :-Yeah. They have
become very dirty. In
last night party your
friends were all over
them most of the
time ...

Bf :- What the
hell.. really?.

Gf :- Why..???
Ohhhh f+ck..Sorry
baby!!!! I meant
BOOTS ... Damn
this Automatic
dictionary is on.....
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Kta :- Darling ! , mero aakha ma k xa herata..

Kti :- (romantic mood ma) True LuV..!!

Kta :- gh**ta true luv..! Aakha ma dhulo pasyo jasto ja..xito nikaldey myachiss juliet ko santaan..!!

Kti behos..!!

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Girl to shopkeeper : Dai
tapai
sanga .. 'U R MY 1st and
would be
my Last LOVE..?

Lekheko valentine
card xa?

Shopkeeper : xa ta..!
.
.
.
Girl : Thik xa 50 wata
dinu ta..
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Teacher :- who wants to go to heaven ?

Everybody lift their hand except one small boy...

Teacher asks him : Why ?
.
.
.
Boy innocently replied :- "mom le School bata
direct Ghar aaija, kahi na ja bhannu bhako xa"...