Mega Nepali Jokes

By: Blogger of Nepal on 11:23 PM

New born Baby slowly
opens his Eyes n asks
Nurse...

BABY: Why No lights.??

NURSE:loadshedd ing
::

BABY: THANK U
BHAGWAN

Feri NEPAL mai pathako
ma...
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;
Yo mann ta mero Nepali
ho... 

Proud to be
NEPALI....

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Girlfriend le kIss khai
ani jalyo mero lips,
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wah wah wah..
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Girlfriend le kiss khai anI
jalyo mero lips,
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kinaki usle khayera aako
thye "Bingo red angle
chips."
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(Shere ra gule-maila kura
gardai thiye)

Shere: Yar.... mero USA
jane soch chha ..... kati
paisa lagchha hola... talai
tha chha??
.
Gule maila:Paisa Lagdaina
yar......
.
Shere:kina lagdaina ?
.
Gule maila:Sochna lai ni paisa
laagchha ra!!!.. 

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Euta keta,keti herna gaye6. . .
keti manparepa6i keta le
keti laie bhanyo "timi ta malai manparyo.
Tara k timro baau ko
malai car dine haisiyat 6 ta?
.
.
Yeslai keti le solid jawab dien-
.
.
keti : -"mero baau ko ta aeroplane
dine haisiyat 6...
Tara k tero baau ko
Airport banaune haisiyat
6 ta?