Jokes Time

By: Blogger of Nepal on 6:23 AM

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You!!...  



In Examination Hall,
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How Do Boys Manage The Time..
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1. Watching The Girls Around.
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2. Sighting The Lady Superviser.
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3. Counting How Many Windows &
Doors.
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4. Seeing The Brand Name Of The
Pen.
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5. Reading Evrything Writen On
Benches.
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6. Feelings For Wasting Yesterday
Nite.
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7. Dreaming To Study Well For Nxt
Xam.
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8. Calculating Again & again D
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Marks He Can Get, Out Of Watever
He
Has
Writen.
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9. Thinking Abusive Words For
The
Paper
Setter..
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10. Watching D Blank . Ans. Sheets