All Times Nepali Jokes

By: Blogger of Nepal on 7:52 AM

Teacher :- who wants to go to heaven ?

Everybody lift their hand except one small boy...

Teacher asks him : Why ? 
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Boy innocently replied :- "mom le School bata 
direct Ghar aaija, kahi na ja bhannu bhako xa"...

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Euta husband
Budhi ko Gaali khada khada
Hairan vayo!
Ani ekdin
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Bhagwan lai samjhidai vanexa
"Hey bhagwan........
Kina Kt haru lai Chai sweet ani
Budhi haru lai darlagdo banayeu?"
O_O
Bhagwan turuntai prakat vayera ek jhyam
laudai vane
"Kt banayeko maile ho,
Budhi banaune timaru nai haina Khatey?
Mathi sworga ma budhi ko kichkich,
Tala timarko kichkich.....
Haina kun din ma nai baulauxu!"
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Dear Future Wife,

Dherai Nakhra Paarera
Photo soto Khichdai
Facebook maa Post Gardai
Nabass..
Usai ta fb maa Boka Haru Ko Yetro Line xa !
Natra Paxi
Hamro 6ora 6ori le
Bhannexann...
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"Hamro Mummy ta
Kya Nokkali "
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Boy to Girl: Jaba timi
hasxeu
lagxa pahile manxe haru
badar thiye!

Boy rocks!
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Girl: Jaba timi risauxau
lagxa ahile pani manxe
haru badar hun!
Girls Double Rocks!!